Monday, July 25, 2011

Bitter Bitches

I am getting tired of my best friends, my boyfriend, my sibling, my friends and associates taking advice and venting to their bitter ass single friends. Its never the one in a long term relationship, or the one who is married or anybody who is an a healthy relationship. They always run to the bitter bitch who wants to see everybody single cause they are single and unhappy with their lives.

This is not a case of "those who cant, Teach". I will not subscribe to that school of thought in this particular case. Because if my plumbing goes bad in my house, or pipe busts open, or whatever, do you see me running to my friend who goes to fetch water out of the well each day on advice on how to fix. If my car breaks down or has some type of accident, I will not run to my friend who has totaled their car or let their car deteriorate to nothing help me with that situation. They are simply not in a position to help me. They should be helping themselves.



So why must we always call the most bitter, emotionally in ept person to guide us through our moments of emotional need? Why would I call my girl who has had no boyfriend of substance for the past couple of years, is in a period of perpetual "professional transition" to give me notes on success. Bitch! your bitter attitude is not confidence and its evidenced by your life! so get your life together and we can talk over lunch about some TV show. Yet they are always the first to offer their advice on my situation.

If i am single, and constantly calling on people to hear me out about my last conflictual sexual excursion that ended badly, than it is my fiduciary duty to keep to myself and just listen when you come calling about Mr. Boo thang! but it is also my duty to redirect any advice needed by you about mr. boo thang to someone with a working, successful relationship. I can guarantee that the first thing i will offer or try to say is, Girl if he aint doing right, you need to leave him alone! or some sugared up declaration like, Girl he better get his act together before its too late! That is old negro spiritual that should have been enslaved long time ago. Only bitter bitches will say some shit like that because of the fact that they only know to put time limits on things like relationships, and they only know to give up when things get too hard. they are bitter and it is beyond them to work through situations and see the bigger picture. And most importantly, they are to myopic to see the bigger picture, so be careful they are usually intoxicating and agreeable and become yes men in the presence of an angry you. they only bad, they only know failure, and they only know how to be bitter. so you can go have your pity party with them but their is a charge and it is your overall happiness and the success of whatever endeavor your cashing away because a shortfall.

Its just like when I went to go pursue my masters! (Ill be nice since people are sensitive to formal education and all its perils) Every damn, no associates having, no bachelors having, no masters having, and even those currently taking classes in such programs yet are "non matriculated" "graduate" students had some damn opinion about why i shouldn't pursue it. Bitch let me finish my masters and we both go down to whatever business establishment you choose and we will both will apply for a job. When you start calling me boss, i will then let you know how i feel about your lack of education at your 3 month review. Why are we encouraging folk not to better themselves? why are we telling our friends to give up on our relationships? or sowing the seeds to do so.....

Friday, July 22, 2011

The Big Bad Wolf

Nobody wants to be the big bad wolf!


For all the historians who really care and need some type of background behind this persona Ill help you and Copy and Paste from Wikipedia. For all others who get it and have a life to live just skip over the next couple of paragraphs and we will begin!






What we look like to you when you are crying about something stupid!

Big Bad Wolf History Stuff:

In both Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids, the theme of the ravening wolf and of the creature released unharmed from its belly is reflected in the Russian tale Peter and the Wolf, but its general theme of restoration is at least as old as Jonah and the whale. The Theme also appears in the story of the life of Saint Margaret, where the saint emerges unharmed from the belly of a dragon.
The dialog between the wolf and Little Red Riding Hood has its analogies to the Norse Þrymskviða from the Elder Edda; the giant Þrymr had stolen Mjölner, Thor's hammer, and demanded Freyja as his bride for its return. Instead, the gods dressed Thor as a bride and sent him. When the giants note Thor's unladylike eyes, eating, and drinking, Loki explains them as Freyja not having slept, or eaten, or drunk, out of longing for the wedding.
Folklorists and cultural anthropologists such as P. Saintyves and Edward Burnett Tylor saw Little Red Riding Hood in terms of solar myths and other naturally-occurring cycles, stating that the wolf represents the night swallowing the sun, and the variations in which Little Red Riding Hood is cut out of the wolf's belly represent the dawn. In this interpretation, there is a connection between the wolf of this tale and Skoll or Fenris, the wolf in Norse mythology that will swallow the sun at Ragnarök.
Ethologist Dr. Valerius Geist of the University of Calgary, Alberta wrote that the fable was likely based on genuine risk of wolf attacks at the time. He argues that wolves were in fact dangerous predators, and fables served as a valid warning not to enter forests where wolves were known to live, and to be on the look out for such. Both wolves and wilderness were treated as enemies of humanity in that region and time.

Wolves appear prominently in the folklore and mythology of human cultures. In Norse and Japanese mythology, wolves were portrayed as almost god-like. In Japan, grain farmers worshiped wolves at shrines and left food offerings near their dens, beseeching them to protect their crops from wild boars and deer,[6] while the wolf Fenrir of Norse mythology was depicted as the son of Loki. Certain cultures portrayed wolves as part of their foundation myths. In Roman mythology, the Capitoline Wolf nurses the future founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus. In the mythology of the Turks, Mongols and Ainu, wolves were believed to be the ancestors of their race,while the Dena’ina believed wolves were once men, and viewed them as brothers.Wolves were linked to the sun in some Eurasian cultures. The Ancient Greeks and Romans associated wolves with the sun god Apollo,while the wolf Sköll in Norse mythology was depicted pursuing the setting sun.Wolves were sometimes associated with witchcraft in both northern European and some Native American cultures. In Norse mythology, the völva (witch) Hyndla and the giantess Hyrrokin are both portrayed as using wolves as mounts. In Navajo culture, wolves were feared as witches in wolf's clothing. Similarly, the Tsilhqot'in believed that contact with wolves could cause mental illness and death. According to the Pawnee creation myth, the wolf was the first animal to experience death.[186] According to the Avesta, wolves are a creation of the evil spirit Ahriman, and are ranked among the most cruel of animals. Wolves are referenced thirteen times in the Bible as symbols of greed and destructiveness

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So you don't need to be a literary scholar in academia, or some type of  genius to figure out that wolves are bad, There is almost a every flowing passion within the masses to blame all evils and ills of the world on the big bad wolf. Nobody wants to be that person, but just as easily everybody hates that person! Unfortunately as humans, we never need nor want to hear the back story behind why the big bad wolf gained his notoriety nor do they want to see the big picture and why his actions may have some validity.



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